David Gest leaves Celebrity Big Brother house for medical reasons

We know what it’s like to dislike being in the Celebrity Big Brother house, but this new batch of housemates must not have a lot of stamina – a second person has walked in just two weeks!

This had at one point caused confusion for Tiffany, who misinterpreted hearing that David Bowie had died, instead thinking David Gest had died.

His exit will be shown in tonight’s show. The programme makers are now in crisis talks as Angie Bowie, the former wife of the late David Bowie and LGBT advocate has signalled that she wants to leave.

Kim Kardashian’s good friend, Jonathan Cheban, quit the house last week, citing its “bad vibe”.

Bursting through the Diary Room, she whacked on a high pitch voice and cooed: “You did it ooh you cracked me, ooooh”.

Sadly for Angie, Big Brother did not call for an Uber, and she is still inside the Borehmawood bungalow.

Packing her suitcase in preparation, the ex-model said: “I’m done with it, it’s over”.

In the show, David explained to Big Brother that he was ill and needed bed rest, “I’ve been so sick, and I’m really sad as I wish I could stay. The house is not fun any more”.

Winston McKenzie and Nancy Dell’Olio have also been evicted.

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The pair exchanged heated words over Davis’s flirtation with fellow housemate Jeremy McConnell.

“I think you’re acting like an absolute disgrace”.

Collins said: “It’s so wrong what you’re doing, you’ve got a boyfriend”.