Clippers unveil terrifying condor-toucan hybrid as new mascot

It turns out the $2 billion that Steve Ballmer spent to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers was money well spent.

Lopez finished with 25 points, 10 rebounds and four assists.

Chuck the California Condor has debuted as the new mascot for the Los Angeles Clippers.

Now I know that not everyone is going to love it. In fact, I anticipated a far more negative reaction that I observed last night, but generally a lot of people seemed to have fun with Chuck. They had won five of their last nine games and were coming off their first back-to-back victories since December 10.

“As a complete unit, I think we could have done a better job at the pick-and-roll, especially at the end”, Lopez said. Jay Z, on the other hand, chose to confront Chris Paul when he made some questionable decisions on the court.

He added: “I was anxious about him”.

The Nets were in position to make it three in a row, but Crawford’s pull-up shot just prior to the buzzer ending the third period put the Clippers up, 81-79. The Clippers led 52-46 at halftime, which was their biggest lead of the game to that point. There was a massive twist on the usual highlights Monday night at Staples Center. He was being evaluated for a possible concussion and did not return.

“That’s so embarrassing!”. Of course it’s a little embarrassing for the guy dressed up, but mascots and clowns generally exist to make you laugh.

But the real story of Monday night was Clippers’ owner Steve Ballmer, who used a trampoline to successfully dunk a basketball in slacks and a polo during the halftime ceremony.