Listen To The Accent Lindsay Lohan Made Up For Herself

E! News notes that Lohan “sounded like a combination of countries” and “there’s really no saying what type of accent it was”.

I enjoy Lindsay Lohan because she absolutely eschews the normal kind of celebrity meltdown and does something truly wondrous, special and original.

Now we’ve found her but before you breathe a sigh of relief, hold up, because she’s just given us further cause for concern – something really weird has happened to her accent!

Lohan told British tabloid the Daily Mail that she is tentatively calling the accent “Lilohan“, and went on to explain its origins.

So there you have it — the world’s first instance of the brand new dialect #LILOHAN.

“So I want Lohan to be a celebration of everybody coming together”, Lindsay rambled.

I don’t know if we should be anxious about her not. The video, shared by Greek newspaper Proto Thema, was taken last month in Athens, at the opening of Lohan’s new Greek club.

Fans of the Mean Girls actress were left reeling by a very different sounding Lindsay this week.

We have no idea what Lindsay’s doing.

As for all the attention her new accent was getting, the famed-redhead said was not shocked by it.

Which is that Lindsay Lohan no longer sounds like Lindsay Lohan, or anyone who grew up NY.

Lindsay has also been actively promoting her new clubbing endeavours on social media – a pursuit which has professionals expressing concerns of a potential relapse. “I will tell you this, she’s spoken other languages on the phone with me – languages I don’t understand”.

Thing is, through all of this, we didn’t actually hear her say anything.

Michael, 56, says Lindsay is now doing “absolutely unbelievable”.